if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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