that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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