I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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