handjob tips. give me some.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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