Dual....:-)
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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