clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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