: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Quick, to the slutcave!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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