I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Randomize