I've blown a few things in my day
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
