Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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