Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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