you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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