For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Less talking, more tequila
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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