And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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