just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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