Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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