I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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