Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
can u get pink eye on your cock?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
As shirtless as possible
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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