His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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