He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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