Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
These tits shall not be calmed
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