Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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