I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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