I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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