I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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