They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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