Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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