Just took my morning after pill in the library
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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