I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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