we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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