If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
why do cheetos always look like penises
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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