Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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