My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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