i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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