My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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