Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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