That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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