I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
is it fun? or sober?
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