Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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