I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Randomize
