OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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