I wanna bring you to show and tell
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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