This is not my ceiling
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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