we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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