Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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