And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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