***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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