Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Success! We fucked roommates!
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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