Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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