What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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