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Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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