It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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