Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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