READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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