I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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