My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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