Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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