It's like God shit irony all over that family
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
not ubering you a puppy
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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